Get Renninger on the blower!
"Get Renin-Ger on the blower!"
"That's 'Renninger,' sir. Soft G. It's German, I think."
"Nothing soft about those people, son. Get him on the line, tell him 'congratulations.' He just published an article. On the internet thing. It's excellent. Tell him "Glückwunsch" or whatever." Just our kind of thing."
"Hey kid. Working in some kind of metaphor. Something--you know "with it."
"Yeah, surfing. Das Surfen."
So here comes Pilum author Brian Renninger, surfing rising, antihuman assault on written expression.